Senru How Dare You!

Sagawa

How could you praise this
Killer and cannibal star
Oh you Japanese


Keanu Part II

Oh you are gorgeous
and so well tanned, Paul Walker
your acting is shit


Oh so Valiant!

You came from Venus
met our President at once
and then disappeared


Oopsie!

Miss Laura Welch (Bush)
first killer then First Lady
stop signs don't apply

Haiku How Dare You

Shades of pale dead flesh
With blood encrusted jewels
Scare me to no end

Even in daylight
I think Those That Must Be Kept
Wake to my nightmares

Dogs can find their homes
From hundreds of miles away.
Werewolves don't need maps